i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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