quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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