She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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