Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm going to jail i love you

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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(817): View more from Texas

you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

(817): View more from Texas

could you get any more awkward?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

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(386): View more from Florida

Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.

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(818): View more from California

we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.

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(315): View more from New York

why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

At least he has family values.

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