Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up