Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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