before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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