i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
