is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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