i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible