It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.