Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.