areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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