somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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