sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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