He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you traded sex for a burrito?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I see more hoeing in ur future
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