There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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