You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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