My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
These tits shall not be calmed
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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