How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
now i know why i became what i already was.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.