It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
foreskin is a definite game changer
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?