I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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