Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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