We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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