all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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