No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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