Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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