Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
being pregnant is like rehab
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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