thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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