I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party