Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Dating After Heartbreak
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.