I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
why do cheetos always look like penises
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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