Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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