ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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