found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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