I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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