That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I puked a lego.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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