Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.