WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?