We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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