I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!