Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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