I think I died a long time ago.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?