So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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