My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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