I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Congratulations! We have a period
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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