I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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