dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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