glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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