So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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