can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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