don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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