I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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