I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.