also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So here I am, sexting at work.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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