yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Let's paint friendship bongs
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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